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Dear Love of my life
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital, and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about your embarrassing rashes.
Say goodbye to your creepy family for me
Lootz

HOW TO:

Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-



1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloevera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-biten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artifial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

Hey everyone
im really sorry about the verrrrry long break but i had my final exams for school and i have gone away now receiving internet for the first time in 7 weeks
i have alot more things to put up as i do whenever i go away so when i leave israel in 4ish weeks and get back to australia you will be bombarded with the images that i have accumulated over the past few months of my absence

ive missed you all and its good to be back with civilization

exams are over finally!!!!! I need to put the pictures from my camera on the computer so when I do that something will come up. Its so annoying that when I can finish stressing about my exams something new comes up to stress me!!!!!

My Daemon:
Ok the Northern Lights or Golden Compass movie is coming soon so I have gone on this website to find my daemon. Please please please go on here and see if my daemon matches my personality!
[link]

Thanks
Loving you all

yes almost! Soon I can put something new on my page because OMG its getting boring!!! I have a heap of pix to submit but currently because of exams i cant. I have done 4 already and i just have ancient history on monday then its over.
I have still been checking my msgs but im not finished yet the rest will have to wait till mondat arvo.

Missing everyone!

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Your real name: Liat Moss

Age: 17 till September

Height: OMG i dont know. but i am like the 5th shortest girl in my grade

Natural hair colour: Dark brown

Eye colour: Brown

Skin color: tanned

Glasses/contacts?: Glasses for reading

Piercings: ears, 2 in left, 1 in right

Tattoos: no

Braces: Theyve gone

FAVOURITE
Colour: red, blue and green

Video game: KH

Movie: disney classics

Book: too many

Food: Chocolate and cake

Game on a cell phone: ummmmm dunno

CD: oooo atm my chemical romance and AFI

Flower: tulips

Scent: chocolate

Animal: puppy

Comic book: Maus which was creepy but its the only one ive read

Cereal: sugary sugar puffs - well it would be if they existed

Website: DA

Cartoon: fairly odd parents

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: no

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: nope

Like to sing?: no

Have a cell phone?: yep

Like to play sports?: NO

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: NO

Have a crush on someone?:yep

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Australia

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: no

Have any special talents/skills?: ummmm not that i can think of

Exercise daily?: our school has a huge hill

Like school?: no its school but it is almost over so thats a relief

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: probably

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yep

Speak any other languages?: hebrew and i can speak some afrikans (cant spell it)

Go a day without food?: Yep

Remember your dreams?: not really no

Read music, not just tabs?: no

Roll your tongue?: yep

Eat a whole pizza?: yep

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: no

Snuck out of the house?: yep

Lied to get out of trouble?: yes

Had a computer crash?: yes

Gotten lost in your city?: about 4 hours ago

Seen a shooting star?: no

Been to any other countries?: Yep

Had a serious surgery?: yep

Stolen something important to someone else?: no

Solved a rubiks cube?: tried and failed miserably

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: totaly

Cried over a girl?: No

Cried over a boy?: yeh

Kissed a random stranger?: yeh

Hugged a random stranger?: yeh

Been in a fist fight?: sorta

Been arrested?: No

Done drugs?: No

Had alcohol?: Im a teenager der

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: No

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: yeh

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: how else would you know what it looked like

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no

Swore at your parents?: no

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: many times! wow im horrible

Been to a casino?: for food

Ran over an animal and killed it?: no

Broken a bone?: no

Gotten stitches? yeh

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: totally

Made homemade muffins?: Yes

Bitten someone?: Yes

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Disney Land

Burped in someone’s face?: no

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: before i started this thing

Cried: this morning nervouse breakdown over english

Went to the bathroom: berfore i started this thing

Saw a movie in a theatre: omg ages ago

Read a book: bout 3 hours ago

Had a snow day: it doesnt snow in sydney

Had a party: Ms Hardwick's party in Ancient History

Went to a doctor: this arvo to pik up something for my mum

Tripped in front of someone: ooooo i fell down the stairs this morning

Went to the grocery store: today

Got sick: 3 weeks ago

Got cursed: cant remember

Called someone: oooo crap i was supposed to call zoe - told you id forget

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: fruit

Black/white: black

Lights on/lights off: Off

TV/movie: TV

Body spray/lotion: lotion

Cash/cheque: Cash

Pillows/blankets: blankets

Headache/stomach ache: ach used to both

Paint/charcoal: Paint.

Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese

Summer/winter: summer

Snow/rain: Rain

Fog/misty: Mist

Rock/rap: Rock

Meat/vegetarian: both depends on my mood

Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate

Sprinkles/icing: Sprinkles

Cake/pie: Cake

Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries

Ocean/swimming pool: Pool

Cookies/muffins: Cookies

Wallet/pocket: wallet

Window/door: window

Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: well ive only heared of Charles Chaplin so i guess him

Pink/purple: Purple.

Cat/dog: dog

Long sleeve/short sleeve: short

Pants/shorts: shorts

Winter break/spring break: 6 long weeks of summer

Spring/autumn: Spring its my bday

Clouds/clear sky: clouds

Moon/mars: Moon

Questions/Answers: Questions

War/Peace: Peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Do you believe in love?: yep

What's the most important kind of love for you?: mutual

Have you ever been in love?: i guess i was quite young tho so hard to say

Been close to love?: read above answer

If you have, with who?: his name is Ben and he lives in Israel

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: when i was 8 i called up a friend and told them i loved them

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: yeh

Are you in a relationship?: not atm

If so, how long?: ...

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: def

What is your idea of the best date?: something quiet with not alot of ppl

How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 12

Do you think love is worth nothing?: no

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: yep

Have you ever been dumped?: sorta

Have you ever dumped someone?: sorta

I...
Am: myself

Want: to do well in the HSC

Need: sleep

Love: stuff

Hate: the HSC

Did: no homework tonight

Miss: sleeping

Am annoyed by: the HSC

Would rather: be sleeping

Am tired of: school

Will always: me

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: mix of things

What time is it now?: 11.59pm

How much money do you have right now?: dunno

Are you hungry right now?: actually for once no

What are you doing right now?: quizzing

Do you like parades?: i guess

Do you like the moon?: Yes

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Sleep

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: oooo i have to think about that

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: no

Cool?: depends with who

Pretty?: omg what do i say

Sarcastic?: yeh

Lazy?: def

Hyper?: depends on which of my many moods im in

Friendly?: yeh

Evil?: totaly

Smart?: average

Strong?: no

Talented?: in what?

Dorky?: probably

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: weeeeeee high on life

Lonely: smarties *box infornt of me*

Pen: exams

Flower: smells

Window: open

Psycho: my friends

Brain freeze: icecream

Strange: zoe

Sassy: hmmmmm dunno atm

Suffering: HSC

Art: DA

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: arg hights

Run away?: no

Curse at a teacher?: no

Not take a shower for a week?: no

Ask someone out?: already have

Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: i would break it

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: no

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: isreal

Go scuba diving?: I want to

Write a book?: no

Assemble a computer?: no i would break that too

Become a rock star?: no

Have a long-distance relationship?: have already

Marry someone you don't know?: no

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY )
What kind of computer do you have?: i have no clue

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: yeh

How many posters do you have in your room?: it hurts to count

Who else should take this quiz?: whoever