Taken from ~Syan (https://www.deviantart.com/syan)
Dear Love of my life
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital, and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about your embarrassing rashes.
Say goodbye to your creepy family for me
Lootz
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Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.